Tag: piercings
A COMRADES’ GUIDE TO BECOMING EMPLOYABLE
COMRADES PIERCINGS FREAK ME OUT!

There is a weird trend slowly gaining ground among campus reprobates that’s giving me the willies. It is a curious blend of self-destruction and asininity; an unexplainable macabre desire to mutilate one’s body by perforating every single orifice. Pray, why would one choose to add 18 extra holes onto their…