Tag: comrades
COMRADES GETTING HIGH; ABUSING VIAGRA
COME ON, YOU’RE TOO YOUNG TO DIE FOR “LOVE”
WANTED: A NEW BRAND OF STUDENT LEADERSHIP

Amidst the usual smut and common-place party videos that would make Kenya Film Classification Board Chairman, Ezekiel Mutua, throw up his lunch, a more disturbing clip was shared widely by my comrades early this week. The video was surreal, strange and made my head my head spin. It (allegedly) captures…
NOW HELB PLANS TO FINANCE STUDENTS WITH GAMBLING MONEY
WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD WORSE PARTIES THAN PROJECT X
COMRADES, YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO DIE FOR LOVE
DAMNING AFFIDAVIT IMPLICATES MY COMRADES

Two years ago, my old man, Grandpa Richard, suspected that something extremely fishy was going on with my comrades. Relying on his extensive experience in rodent-sniffing, the greybeard smelled a fat and overfed rat among my colleagues and approached me to assist him blow the whistle. “Why don’t you do…
DON’T BLAME THE SYSTEM; YOU’RE PART OF IT
SORRY COMRADES, WE’RE ALL HALF-BAKED

My old man, Grandpa Richard, has always held the view that our higher education system is shambolic, topsy-turvy and—gets this—cursed with an evil eye. When he first made these claims, comrades flooded my mailbox and twitter timeline with all forms of contemptuous epithets, crying baloney and saying that his opinions…
IN LOVING MEMORY OF INTEGRITY
COMRADES, YOUR HASHTAGS ARE USELESS
MY DREAM FOR 2016
‘TIS THE SEASON FOR ASININE END-YEAR JAMBOREES {MERRY CHRISTMAS COMRADES}
BEHIND FACEBOOK LOVE LURK VICIOUS SEX PREDATORS
MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO
MY DAY AT THE HIGH TABLE
BRACE YOURSELVES… EL-NINO IS FINALLY HERE!
DATE RAPE: AVOIDING THE ‘MOLLIS’ TRAP
SHOW YOUR BEST FACES FOR OBAMA
WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BOOZE!

We, the comrades from Kenya’s institutions of higher learning, stand united today in condemnation of the recent directive issued by the President against alcohol manufacturers and consumers. The directive, which has seen both legitimate and comrade-friendly illegitimate beer destroyed in the past few days, has plunged us into a state…
THE SHAME OF COMRADES IN SHABAAB’S PAYROLL

The previous week has seen my comrades’ moral fibre come under heavy scrutiny from a number of sources. Instead of opening books and spreading knowledge, my comrades of the fairer sex have run the gauntlet of social media for allegedly opening legs and spreading syphilis, once again. The campus diva…
OF MOB JUSTICE AND UNIVERSITY GANGS
WHAT I WISH KENYAN STUDENTS KNEW ABOUT PORNOGRAPHY
ON A SUICIDE MISSION? PAUSE AND READ THIS
THE BLUEBAND GENERATION NEEDS TO TOUGHEN UP

A week ago, popular columnist Njoki Chege shook the blogosphere with a piece that claimed today’s cohort of young men has increasingly become spineless, lazy and ambitionless. She referred to the ill-fated generation as Blueband boys, which I assume was an inference to what they were fed for breakfast while…
HILARIOUS LIES MY COMRADES TELL TO GET LAID

Giving credit where it’s due, I must say my comrades are very creative fellows. However, they all seem to apply this creativity in asinine ways such as innovating habits of cheating in exams and inventing new methods of ingesting marijuana.(Read: They’re higher than Kites; these comrades of mine). Until last…
GRAFFITI IS NOT ART

My comrades usually invent the most ludicrous ways in which to “express themselves.” When they’re not being opprobrious to motorists by throwing stones across major highways, you will find them mutilating their skins with anchors and dragon tattoos which they will have the temerity to call art. “Back in the…
LISTEN TO SAUTI SOL AND SHUN ABORTION
THE SHAME OF DATING COUGAR SUGAR MAMAS
#147NOTJUSTANUMBER : THE LAST WORD ON GARISSA
PERHAPS COMRADES SHOULD STEP ASIDE TOO
7 HABITS OF HIGHLY EFFECTIVE COMRADES
IT’S TIME FOR COMRADES TO THINK OUTSIDE THE X-BOX

My old Man, Grandpa Richard, has been reading distressing news from his crystal ball once again. He has foreseen a future whereby comrades have been completely zombied out and their brains wasted. With a terrible visual acuity and disfigured thumbs from playing too many video games, these androids will roam…
HOUSE PARTIES OR FESTIVALS OF DEATH?
JACKS OF ALL TRADES; MY COMRADES SPEAK TOO MUCH
BEHOLD, COMRADES OF A DIGITAL ERROR

The digital era is finally here with us. In its wake however, the migration debacle has wrecked havoc within Kenya’s soul, as opposed to the legion benefits we’d anticipated. It has violated every sacred principle about the right to information that the likes of Dedan Kimathi died for. Watching the…
MY FILTHY COMRADES MAKE ME FURIOUS!
AN OLD MAN’S FEARS FOR 2015
THEY’RE ASININE POLITICIANS, THESE COMRADES OF MINE

Whoever came up with the expression ‘Politics is a dirty game’ must have been an observer of campus elections. This is because my comrades’ p rimal nature never shines brighter than when they are electing their next bunch of leaders. During this period, comrades are ever volatile, highly charged, and…
They’re higher than Kites, these Comrades of mine
IT’S ALWAYS A BAD HAIR DAY IN CAMPUS
OF ASININE COMRADES AND THEIR CAMPAIGNS
The Mugendalets are at it again. This time, they’ve effectively crossed the threshold from being a reprehensible minute institution full of primitive energy to being an international (I blame this on Thika Road) institution still full of primitive energy. Their primal nature has never shone brighter than when students are…