Admit it: The title really caught your attention, didn’t it? But before we speak about sex, please read the dullsville section of today’s blog post for me, will you?
Dullsville Section
This is not the first time I have broken a promise I made to my readers, and I hope that you will forgive me this time round too. The reasons I haven’t posted for over a month is because I’ve been too busy lately. While I was away, I was busy with my studies, finding publishers for my books, and most importantly, turning 18. Yeah, I was busy turning 18. Now that I am already an adult, I see nothing special in being an adult really. If anything, I think there is too much paperwork involved, lol!
Now that I am back, let’s get all educational and real. I promise that no matter how busy I might get, I will never forget my readers. This month, I am going to post about really controversial topics such as sexual orientation, religion and atheism, and guess what? Even the illuminati and other secret societies will be demystified in jlukorides.blogspot.com! Talking about my URL, I’d like you to know that I am planning to move my blog to wordpress, but don’t worry because I will sure inform you about my move. And, something else, am gonna tell you an interesting story about the VCT one of these fine days. Trust me; you do not want to miss that!
By the way, if you are a teen and you haven’t liked this page yet (https://www.facebook.com/Teen101Townsel?ref=ts#!/Teen101Townsel) , then you are missing out on a lot of stuff. This page is totally cool! Like it and post all your experiences, questions and we will try our best to get back to you. Thanks for hanging around till the end of the dullsville section. I bet that when watching movies, you usually hang on till the all the credits have rolled up.
Sex Ed for teen virgins
The movie is American Pie, and the teen characters are about to complete high school. What worries the three boys (I watched the American Pie movies several years back, so I can’t even recall the characters. I would have rewatched them again, had my sister not given out the CD to some perv who refused to bring it back!) Where was I? Oh, I was in the middle of a sentence. What worries the three boys is the fact that they are almost finishing high school and they are still virgins! Seriously, who finishes high school and is still a virgin? Only nerds and morons, right? That’s exactly what the teen boys think, and they make a declaration that before they are through with high school, they would have had sex with several girls each. The pressure on the boys is so much because all their peers claim to be having sex every weekend, never mind some of them are just lying to seem cool. So the boys set out to have sex just for that one reason: So as not to complete high school without having been laid. Poor them! Though they try hard, they fail miserably in their quest to quench their conjugal thirst. But here’s the silver lining: all of them finally had realsex on their last day in high school. How did it happen? you might ask. The boys finally came to realize that sex is sacred, not something done just because of peer pressure, or just to prove your manhood.
At the time I was watching American pie, I was in form two then. In school, guys would talk about their holiday adventures and exploits, never mind most of the stories were full of hyperboles. The guys who spoke about sex seemed cooler than us, the boring guys who still thought that virginity is dignity. Trust me, when all your peers have already experienced the pleasures of the pink spot and you’ve never as much as received a kiss from a member of the opposite sex, it is easy to start thinking that virginity is not dignity at all, but rather a lack of opportunity. Some of my friends succumbed to the peer pressure and spent cash on roadside Borubei whores and prostitutes.
I got to admit that I had also set a deadline for myself for breaking my virginity (Not with a roadside whore!). But after watching American Pie, I realized that sex should not be done just for the sake. Sex is a serious thing, and breaking one’s virginity is an even more serious matter. I vowed that if I am ever having sex, it would be with someone I love and in a time when I feel I am ready for it. This is how I have managed to stay a virgin until now. Yes, you heard me right. I am a virgin! Surprised? I am 18 and a virgin. Any virgins reading this? Please leave a comment below.
Does it mean I haven’t found the right person yet? Nope. In fact, I have a girlfriend and we talk about sex sometimes. We’ve both agreed that we will only do it when we are both ready for it. Good thing she’s a virgin too! She also knows that my favourite sex position is virgin. Don’t you know the virgin style? OMG! I can’t believe that you don’t know it. It’s really simple, and I suggest that you start using as soon as possible. This is how it is done: You just stand still with your legs closed waiting for the right person to come around!
This sex topic is far from over. In the next series of posts, I will make sure I exhaust everything about the use of contraceptives, how to open up to your parents about sex, porn, how to make sure you do not regret about your actions, and how Americans do it. Please leave your comments below. If you have any questions or issues that you would like me to address here, feel free to email me at [email protected]. You can also hit me up on Facebook (www.facebook.com/jlukorides) or twitter (www.twitter.com/jlukorides)
Today’s parting shot
Boys, try to touch her heart, not her body.
Girls, open books, not legs. Blow minds, not guys.
Hope to see you around.

Lukorito Jones

Lukorito Jones is a columnist and correspondent with Kenya's leading newspaper, Daily Nation. He also dabbles in fiction works at times, hoping to be the next Stephen King. Sometimes he takes time out from writing to perfect his deer-dancing and goat-screaming skills.

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