Category: SNIPPETS OF MY MIND
A penny for my thoughts
Why true happiness does not mean being happy
AFRICA HAS A PERIOD PROBLEM: SHAME!
WHY WE NEED TO BURY MOI’S LEGACY: LESSONS FROM RUSSIA
Have you ever been assaulted? Had a gun stuck to your face?
WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE BEAUTIFUL
WHAT’S THE VALUE OF 1000 BOB? IT COST ME A FRIEND
WHO LEAVES THEIR LOVER JUST BECAUSE THEY CHEATED?
Writer Blends Smooth Cocktail of Emotions: NAIROBI COCKTAIL
LOVE IS GREAT, BUT FOOD IS MORE IMPORTANT
WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
And if I’m her man and that woman loves me—I mean really loves me?—she will defend me even when she’s not so sure I were right.
AN OLD MAN’S FEARS FOR 2015
OF TALL AFRICAN MEN AND BIG BOOTY
OF ASININE COMRADES AND THEIR CAMPAIGNS
The Mugendalets are at it again. This time, they’ve effectively crossed the threshold from being a reprehensible minute institution full of primitive energy to being an international (I blame this on Thika Road) institution still full of primitive energy. Their primal nature has never shone brighter than when students are…
REJOICE; AND AGAIN I SAY REJOICE!
ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO YOU
Several years back, my brother and I used to attend different boarding schools. A day before the opening date, father would ask us to write a shopping list of things we needed for the school term. He would then travel to the nearby town and buy for us the items…
OF ASININE FORNICATION AND OVERPOPULATION
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with deep regret and a long face that I stand before you this fateful day. I am sorry to be the poll-bearer of sad news, and believe you me; it pains me to the deepest point of my spirit. The world’s procreation industry has…
DON’T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF
The reason why most people lead unhappy lives these days is because they pay too much attention to just the wrong things. They focus and concentrate on small stuff that should never be a priority at all. Things that while at the surface it may seem normal to pay close…
They’re Higher Than Kites; These Comrades of Mine
My comrades are on drugs. They’re hopped up on ecstasy, hyped by Bluemoon Vodka, topped up on Cannabis Sativa, puffing on sheesha and acting like a bunch of marauding dim-wits on a midterm break from the Mathare Institute of the Insanely Profane. It’s disgraceful and makes me really furious. You…
Amicus Scrabblae
Everyday, I get more and more convinced that the only reason why grown men play scrabble is because it’s the only socially acceptable way to explore their curiosity about jumping onto other men. For those who don’t know what scrabble is, gather around me as I explain to you the…
Know your Professor
Am that type of a person who would rather skip class and catch up later on my own. Not that I am a genius or anything, as my virtuosity itself has been hovering around rock bottom. It’s just that am the kind of a person who would rather bunk class…
A NIGHT RUNNER AMIDST US?
This is a story that happened some few years back, when I was in classseven about five years ago, and I know you will find it reallyinteresting.I attended a boarding school that happens to be located deep in theheart of Western Province. It is in one of those far off…
Stopping Kony: Charity begins at home.
A friend of mine who stays in the USA invited to me to an event on Facebook called Cover the Night. When I visited the page for the event, I found out that thousands of people had been invited too. What could this popular event be? I wondered to myself.…